The Betting Way

The name's Kaspar. Like the friendly ghost but with a K not a C, got it? Naw, don't got a last name but ya know, who gives a fuck?Ravenclaw, yeah, that's right, ya heard right too. Bit of a thonker, innit? Well, the hat hath spoken so ya better go along with it. Enough of that yudderin' since we both know yer only here for one thing. Betting, so get on with it, what're ya going to risk?

aaron-chase:

Well I just don’t like sounding stupid, but yeah I probably do sound stupid a lot. What the devil is a flatty? Merlin, you chat some confusing stuff man. Are you trying to make me look stupid now? Eh, it may be life but life sucks. Death sounds more promising than life often.

Wouldn’ know what sounds stupid or not stupid ‘cause even a fool can confuse even the wisest of the gaffers. What the devil is a flatty? Yer a flatty, people not like me and in the circus. But ‘pose its not bad since ya are a flatty and don’ know the lingo. Not my intention, raklo but take it in the way you will, can’ be stoppin’ ya. I hear ya on that ‘cept I much be preferrin’ becomin’ a ghost rather than be kapoot dead.