The Betting Way

The name's Kaspar. Like the friendly ghost but with a K not a C, got it? Naw, don't got a last name but ya know, who gives a fuck?Ravenclaw, yeah, that's right, ya heard right too. Bit of a thonker, innit? Well, the hat hath spoken so ya better go along with it. Enough of that yudderin' since we both know yer only here for one thing. Betting, so get on with it, what're ya going to risk?

Ya flatty shoulda know whata delicious mug you’ve got. ‘Course ya would and apologizes, chava. Didn’ mean ta be offendin’ ya but didn’ know ya were back in the castle. Be ready for my pissin’ fuckin’ self a lot more then to make it up ta ya.